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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(909): View more from California

and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"

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(435): View more from Utah

I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

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(913): View more from Kansas

My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger

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(314): View more from Missouri

So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.

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(619): View more from California

Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down

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