You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
now i know why i became what i already was.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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