have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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