How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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