I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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