Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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