It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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