i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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