Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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