i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Couch. On fire.
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