i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is classic penis vs brain.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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