get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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