I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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