I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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