why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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