Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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