Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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