how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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