Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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