windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
bring money and cleavage
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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