Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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