break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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