You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
