East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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