booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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