Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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