do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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