And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
