is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
