i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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