woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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