you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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