He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what if I'm pregnant?
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Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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