Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
