I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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