So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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