you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
