Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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