So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
