I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i think i just lost a toe
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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