I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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