i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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