oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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