im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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