But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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