OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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