i permit you to call me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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