just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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