I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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