Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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