If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize