I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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