This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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