Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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