I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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