East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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