carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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