Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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