He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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