So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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