Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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