david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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